Punk Fellowship

the beacons have been lit,

Gondor calls for aid!!!

Rohan will answer!!

Like a tiny dancer

That Gollum blokes a chancer

Gunning for the ring

Poisened by the thing

But he still fuckin wants it!!

Yeah he still fucking wants it

I can’t carry the ring

But I can carry you

Erm if you didn’t know

When Aragon kicked a helmet

He broke his fuckin toe

Also have you thought

That the fact meats back on the menu

Means there’s a concept of menus

Meaning orc reastraunts exist

Like what the fuck is that about

I can’t carry the ring

But I can carry you

I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor

Not all those who wander are lost

I can’t carry the ring

But I can carry you

I can’t carry the ring

But I can carry you

I can’t carry the ring

But I can carry you