Citrus Propoganda

Life never gave me lemons

They come from two of the five fundamental citrus fruits

that form all citruses

Kumquat -

Kum what

Tiny they’re Small

Like a orange ball

Citron

I’m sat in the kitchen

They’re Bumpy guys

The government fucking lies

I want a lemon

Want another lemon now

Want another

Want another

Want another lemon now

Micrantha

Citrus properganda

Who even knows

The lies clearly show

Mandarin

Let me tell you something

The one you’ll know

Star of the show

I want a lemon

Want another lemon now

Want another

Want another

Want another lemon now

You thought I was a forgetful fellow

But here’s

the humble pumello

That’s just the gist

That’s the end of the list